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Julie Bowen in a bikini
Here's Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and this is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns... ...read full story
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Madonna demands the loins of Gerard Butler
Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler's elephant spear, according to Hollywood Life: Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer... ...read full story
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Katherine Heigl has access to hair dye and other news
- Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip] - Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: "Bitch, I will cut you." [Dlisted] - Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin's career. [PopEater] - Kelly Ripa keeps her... ...read full story
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Jeremy Renner 'was' a badass in my book
Jeremy Renner apparently is not fondling Jessica Simpson's breasts while wearing a bomb suit, according to Us Magazine: But Renner - who brought his mom to the Oscars Sunday - told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the Governor's Ball that he... ...read full story
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Lindsay Lohan claims she's E-Trade baby and somehow just like Madonna
Because not all cokedealers accept blowjobs, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million over a Super Bowl ad featuring a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay (after the jump). The New York Post reports: The ad -- part of a... ...read full story
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Heidi Montag's Fake Tits: A Ron Howard Film
Heidi Montag spoofs the body science gave her in a new Funny or Die video inexplicably directed by Ron Howard. I say inexplicably because the man's a legendary director and could've easily got away with advocating credit card reform... ...read full story
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There's no f-cking way.
Somehow Tila Tequila was invited to a gifting room suite for the Oscars on Sunday and every con artist knows nothing gets free tchotchkes like a fake pregnancy. Sure she appears to be showing and is a little fatter... ...read full story
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Alessandra Ambrosio stretching in a bikini is not the Oscars
As the world focuses its attention on last night's Academy Awards, it's comforting to know supermodels are still out there stretching and standing in the ocean. In a way, they're almost like The Hurt Locker, but with less war-fighting... ...read full story
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The 82nd Annual Academy Awards
And now for the final roundup where I just give everybody nicknames because if I see another red carpet photo I'm 90% positive I'll shit an Oscar statue. Butt-gantor and her faithful sidekick, Picante Bones Alotta Fagina PieTrap Canyon... ...read full story
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OSCARS: Charlize Theron brought to you by Pillsbury
Here's Charlize Theron at the Oscars last night and, look, I'm no fashion expert. But if that dress was designed to make me sexually assault a Cinnabon, mission double-accomplished. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm no longer welcome at... ...read full story
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Adam Lambert wants you to notice something and other news
- Ryan Reynolds might as well have had "Guess Who Won" written on his chin. [Lainey Gossip] - George Clooney's look of death explained. [Dlisted] - Lindsay Lohan fired from Ungaro because apparently businesses are supposed to make money.... ...read full story
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OSCARS: Kathy Ireland swears she was sober
Kathy Ireland surprised most of the modern world last night by a.) being alive and b.) interviewing Oscar attendees looking like some sort of leathery orange Avatar puppeted by James Cameron to psyche out the competition. This of course... ...read full story
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OSCARS: That chick with those eyes
Despite the fact it competed against the season finale of Big Love, Amanda Seyfried attended the Oscars because she stars in Nicholas Sparks movies now. Of course she ended up presenting an award with Miley Cyrus, so I like... ...read full story
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OSCARS: Bar Refaeli bangs an actor. Close enough.
When we last left Bar Refaeli I called her a "fucking whore" for posing in a bikini with The Situation from Jersey Shore, so I'd like to take this time to acknowledge that might have been a tad harsh.... ...read full story
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OSCARS: Christina Hendricks gets her own post
Dear Academy Awards, I found your stage for next year. Hope you like ratings. - The Superficial Scope Out (16) Pics of Christina Hendricks After the Jump Photos: Getty, WENN... ...read full story
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